i was outside the Damen stop train station, handing out flyers, and the CTA worker who is sweeping the sidewalk asks me what i'm doing. i tell him i'm handing out flyers for my band. he asks "who is going to play the guitar?" and i tell him that i am.
then then asks, "what is this car?"
and i say, "it's a hearse"
he asks again, not understanding me, "what is this car?"
and i say again, "it's a hearse...FUNERAL COACH"
he looks scared, quickly shakes his head "no" and hands me back the flyer.